XXVII BC
Augustus Felinus I
First Emperor of the Cat Forum
Est. MMXXVI · Your Pet in the Style of the Old Masters
Your pet, immortalized.
A portrait studio where housecats become emperors and hounds are commissioned as marshals of the Grande Armée. Every portrait AI-rendered in the manner of the great masters and printed on archival cotton-blend canvas, ready to hang.
Commissions from $59 · your proof before you pay
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How it works
Five steps from your phone to a ready-to-hang canvas on your wall.
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Pick a style
A growing roster of historical collections — Roman emperor, Edo samurai, Apollo astronaut, and more.
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Upload your photo
One clear photo of your pet, taken in good light. A phone snap will do.
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Tell us about your pet
Optional — name, coat colour, anything that helps the painter capture them.
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Generate your portrait
A painted-style proof appears in a few minutes. Approve it, or try again — no charge until you're happy.
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Buy and ship
We print on archival cotton-blend canvas, ready to hang as-is, and ship worldwide — usually within a fortnight.
The Permanent Collections
A growing collection of hands and eras. Choose the tradition your companion will join.
MDCCCLXXXIX
Aristide du Tournesol
Keeper of the Sunflower Fields
MDCLIV
Takashi no Neko
Daimyō of Iga Province; master of the black cord
MCCCXXVII BC
Bastet-Ra II
Pharaoh of the Upper Nile; daughter of the goddess
MDCCCX
Maréchal Moustachu
Duc de Waterloo; commander of the VIIIth corps
MDXL
Henricus VIII Barkus
Defender of the Faith and of the Hearth
MCDLXXV
Lorenzo il Miagnifico
Duca di Toscana, patron of the Felino Accademia
MCMLXIX
Cmdr. Majorkibble
Pilot, Apollo IX; first canine to rendezvous in orbit
MDCCCLXII
Sir Barnaby Pawsley
Fellow of the Royal Society; Niger Expedition
MDCXLI
Cornelis van der Pelt
Burgomaster of the Cloth Guild
MCMII
Séverine Liane
Muse of the Gilded Arch
MCMLXV
Lola Technicolor
Cover Girl of the Pop Quarterly
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Where the canvases tend to settle.
Three rooms the studio has documented with surprising consistency.
§ Fieldnotes
Installed above the family table, the portrait presides over every meal, meeting, and unanswered email conducted beneath it. Productivity is unchanged; morale, noticeably improved.
From the Curator's Desk
Each work in our collection is commissioned once, for a single patron, and never reissued. Your companion joins the permanent catalogue under a Latinized name of their own — entered into the studio's records under that name.
The Curator