Historical traditions
From Roman emperor to Apollo astronaut — each collection with its own pigments, garments, and conventions of composition.
A Portrait Studio · Est. MMXXVI
Your pet, immortalized.
Upload a photograph. Choose an era. Receive a portrait of your pet AI-rendered in the tradition of the old masters — printed on museum-grade canvas, shipped worldwide.
Begin the commission → From $59 · proofs in a few minutes
Historical traditions · Museum-grade canvas · Worldwide dispatch
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Rendered with care
Each portrait composed in the style of period masters, then printed on museum-grade canvas and dispatched ready to hang.
Yours alone
Every commission is singular. Your pet joins the permanent catalogue under a Latinized name of their own — never reissued.
From photograph to portrait.
A single photograph in good light is all we require. What follows:
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Upload a photograph
A single clear photo of your pet — natural light is ideal. No studio setup required.
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Choose a collection
Historical collections — each with its own aesthetic, from Renaissance Italy to 1960s Apollo-era NASA.
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Approve the proof
Your portrait appears in a few minutes. Review it, revise if needed, and approve when it feels right.
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Print & dispatch
We print on museum-grade canvas at the chosen size, package carefully, and ship worldwide — typically 5-10 business days.
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Arrive & unveil
Your portrait arrives, ready to frame or hang as a canvas wrap. A permanent record of your companion, in the tradition of the masters.
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Many collections. One pet. Your choice.
Explore the full catalogue of historical traditions your companion may join.
XXVII BC
Augustus Felinus I
First Emperor of the Cat Forum
MDCCCLXXXIX
Aristide du Tournesol
Keeper of the Sunflower Fields
MDCLIV
Takashi no Neko
Daimyō of Iga Province; master of the black cord
MCCCXXVII BC
Bastet-Ra II
Pharaoh of the Upper Nile; daughter of the goddess
MDCCCX
Maréchal Moustachu
Duc de Waterloo; commander of the VIIIth corps
MDXL
Henricus VIII Barkus
Defender of the Faith and of the Hearth
MCDLXXV
Lorenzo il Miagnifico
Duca di Toscana, patron of the Felino Accademia
MCMLXIX
Cmdr. Majorkibble
Pilot, Apollo IX; first canine to rendezvous in orbit
MDCCCLXII
Sir Barnaby Pawsley
Fellow of the Royal Society; Niger Expedition
MDCXLI
Cornelis van der Pelt
Burgomaster of the Cloth Guild
MCMII
Séverine Liane
Muse of the Gilded Arch
MCMLXV
Lola Technicolor
Cover Girl of the Pop Quarterly
MCMXXXI
Maurice Mirage
Wanderer of the Waking Dream
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Where the canvases tend to settle.
Three rooms the studio has documented with surprising consistency.
Installed above the family table, the portrait presides over every meal, meeting, and unanswered email conducted beneath it. Productivity is unchanged; morale, noticeably improved.
Presented as a gift, the canvas has been known to outrank every other present in the room — including those still wrapped. The recipient typically pauses before speaking.
Hung above the parlour fireplace, the portrait reliably assumes seniority over every other object in the room. Conversations rearrange themselves to face it.
Not ready to commission?
Join our early patrons. Collection previews, a weekly note from the Curator, and first access when new collections open.
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Transparent pricing.
No hidden fees. Shipping calculated at checkout based on your address. All prices in USD.
Petite
12" × 16"
$59.99
Desk, shelf, or intimate gallery wall. Enters the room with quiet authority.
Grand
16" × 20"
$79.99
Our most-requested size. Mantle-worthy, giftable, and sized for foyers.
Heroic
18" × 24"
$99.99
The statement piece. Commands a wall on its own. Suited to above-sofa display.
Gift commissions include a custom dedication on the digital certificate at no additional charge.
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Ready to commission?
Every portrait is a singular record of your companion. There has never been a better moment to begin.